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Jesse Diaz Thaler

Jesse Thaler

The Short of It

I am currently an Associate Professor of Physics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. I work in the Center for Theoretical Physics, focusing my research on the Large Hadron Collider experiment at CERN. Once upon a time I played tenor sax, but I switched to upright bass when I found out that “String Theory” was going to revolutionize particle physics.

The Long of It

Though I was born in Minneapolis, Minnesota, I spent my formative years in York, Maine. My brother, Aaron, and I used to play all sorts of fun games including “wig” which nearly resulted in vital organ loss. I survived through York Middle School despite soldered glasses, a bad hair-cut, and one-on-one math tutorials in a janitor's closet. My success was partly due to a love affair with a tenor saxophone.

I went to high school at Phillips Exeter Academy. It was here that I developed my radio personality, Lester Johnson, on 90.5 FM WPEA. I also learned how to rock out on the electric bass through a spiritual encounter with the band/fruit juice known as Nedlog. Oh, and I happened to meet a fine looking Russian-Cuban in a class on Zen Buddhism.

In 2002, I received an Sc.B. in Math/Physics from Brown University. At Brown, I was heavily involved with an upright bass named Else, until I was sucked into an eight-piece 70s funk band named DLicks. Lester spent a few too many hours doing late-night freeform radio at 95.5 WBRU. It was fun while it lasted… my/his sanity, that is.

Now I am engaged in an equally brain warping activity: theoretical physics. I received my Ph.D. in high energy theory at Harvard University, working with Nima Arkani-Hamed to elucidate some of the deep mysteries of the universe.

I then spent a glorious three-and-a-half years in California, doing post-doctorial research as a Miller Fellow at UC Berkeley and LBNL. Sasha and I tied the knot on August 11, 2007, and we've been enjoying married life ever since, testing the laws of gravity at every opportunity.

Alas, our time on the left coast was short-lived, and Sasha and I moved (back) to New England in January 2010. I am now living the (academic) dream as an Assistant Professor in the Center for Theoretical Physics at MIT. Go to my research page to see my attempts to address some of the outstanding questions in fundamental physics, including the origin of mass, the nature of dark matter, the apparent weakness of gravity, and the symmetry structure of our universe.

And do drop me a line if you find yourself in the Boston Area.

The Family

The Thaler Family

(Yes, the only good photos of my family were taken at our wedding.)

Significant Other

Sasha Diaz Thaler

Sasha managed to finish about three-quarters of a Saturday NYTimes crossword puzzle before she realized that I was proposing to her. (58-Down: Yes.) She received her J.D. from Boston University, passed (!) the California and Massachusetts Bar Exams, and is doing labor and employment law for Bello, Black & Welsh.

At Yale, Sasha studied Cognitive Science with a concentration in Artificial Intelligence. She was the musical director (and sang tenor) for the a cappella group Redhot & Blue. She speaks Spanish with a Russian accent, Russian with an American accent, and English with a few glottals added for good measure. Her favorite number is 26.2.


Aaron Thaler

Aaron graduated from Wesleyan University where he majored in something other than physics. He is living the good life in San Francisco, working in the non-profit sector and rocking out on his guitar. Aaron lives on in our memories.


Alalia Thaler

My mom, Alalia, recently completed a tour of Croatia with Voices from the Heart, an all female a cappella group based in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. They sing inspirational songs from around the world. She's kept her day job as a guidance counselor at York High School.

And The Father

Fred Thaler

With both of his sons having lived in California, Fred has taken up some decidedly West Coast hobbies: surfing and yoga. He's also a doctor at Kittery Family Practice. Once upon a time, he played harmonica in “The Doc Johnson Blues Band” but now he's working on his jazz chromatic.

And The Dog

Walter ist unser toter Schäferhund. Er arbeitet noch an seinem Akzent. Wau Wau.

And The Other Dog

Rico. Suave.

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